The joys of early stocktale shopping..

today i went early morning shopping

theres lots of things to do from look at clothes and quilt covers ,

to laughing at people with funny hair.

for example pom pom lady

yes, me and polski have even had our encounter with

THE WEIRD EYEBROW LADY!

not this lady...

this ones actually pretty nice...

THIS LADY!!!!!

today i bought:

-a ring from diva that ive been looking at for over a month(and the had it on special!)

-wuthering heights-by Emily Bronte(the book)

-pride and prejudice- by Jane Austen (also the book)

-masquerade-by Melissa della cruz(another book)

and I'll be sure to write reviews about all three.

but what i really want is a video camera...and im just buying these items to distract myself

from my meaningless consumer driven life...

(so what if i steal all of my quotes from movies and posters!!)

hey see if you can guess which movie thats from,

comment please ,

dorkasaur out :)

christmas presents=good the actual day =meh

I got some pretty kick arse presents this year



-fall out boy concert tix

-perfume

-heroes series 2

-killers day and age cd

-pyjamas(what is it abut getting pyjamas for christmas?)

-earings

-potato gun

-money

etc

the point of this blog is:

i can go see fall out boy and shoot them with potatoes :)

ohh yeah i still peeled potatoes,

but then i shot them at people so i am no longer named potato peeler :)

i got fired ,super bad :)

best christmas in a long while , all i need now is a video camera and kk

then my life would be complete

music bizzz

have you ever noticed the name of some albums these days?

well this morning i was checking through my albums on itunes and some albums have have really cute/retarded names

let me name a few that you should check out:

Does you inspire you? : by Chairlift
fave song:bruises

Same old blood rush with a new touch: by Cute is what we aim for
fave song:sweat the battle before the battle sweats you

Santi : by The academy is
fave song:seed

by the way check out TAI tv on youtube, these guys are the definition of awsome.

Fortress round my heart :Ida Maria
fave song: queen of the world,see me through

Too B or not Too B : by Kisschasey
fave song: anger is the brand new thing,resoloution wednesday

Hymns for the nonbeliever :Kisschasey
fave song:Factory,The perfect way to meet

United paper people :Kisschasey (i know,but Chase is aweeesome)
fave song:this whole album is great, thus, all of them

Three cheers for sweet revenge:MCR(my chemical romance for the unknowledgable)
fave song:I'm not okay(i promise)

Collidescope : Stealing O'Neal(local band bonus!)
fave song:Chin up baby

Lyrics:

pink really suits you, Oh your not a girl,well chin up baby.
lets see those teeth, no time to disagree.
oh so your angry,oh so your scared ,well chin up girl coz thats too bad.
You'll lead the way, it dosn't matter if you don't feel the same.
Coz you'll sleep again, and thats when you''l smile and be okay.


Little voice : Sara Bareilles
i really didn't like her at first ,but i got her lyrics at last.
fave song: gravity,fairytale

gravity
lyrics:

something always brings me back to you,it never takes to long.
no matter what i say or do.
I still feel you here till the moment im gone.

You hold me without touch, you keep me without chains.
I never wanted anything so much, but to drown in your love and not feel your rain.

wow were does she come up with this stuff, seriously thats so eay to realate to.

Juno(music from the movie) :Kimya Dawson
fave song: tire swing

okay so i only just saw the movie, but this song is adorable.

lyrics:

Joey never met a bike that he didn't want to ride.

(unknown) :Soko
fave song: I will never love you

okay this isn't exctly an album, but it has the quirkiest lyrics .

lyrics:

I will never love you more than drummer of flaming lips,
I will never love you more woody allen movies,
I will never love you more than the white album of the beatles,
I will never love you more than godonly knows,

I will never love you more than dvd nights with my girlfriends,
and we talk about stupid things like feeling and men.
I will never love you more than my boyfriend when i was fourteen ,
Even if he's now an asshole, I will never love you more.

well yeah check out these albums..

dorkasaur out
:)

into the wild

ive recently watched the movie "into the wild"

directed by Sean Penn

it was apparently 'one of the best movies of the season' quote

it must of been a preety shit season then,
its basically about this man who gets pissed of with his family coz they want to sell his car so he drives out to the desert and his car gets wrecked by a sandstorm.

so he thinks to himself "hmm, my cars turned to shit and im in the middle of no where with no food or a phone, what should i do? I KNOW!! I'LL BURN ALL MY MONEY !!!

we all get in one of those 'i hate the world and everything in it' days ,but really .burning money?

so then he travels around for a bit ad decides ,"hey maybe i should have some sort of goal.....I'LL GO TO ALASKA!!

so eventually he gets to Alaska after mooching off some stoners, and kristen stewart trying to seduce him .(gosh life is hard!)

but he eats a whole bag of rice..

and then he has no food left...

so he shoots a 'elk'(wtf?), and is ripping it apart when the flies attack!!!

and lay maggots in it..so he throws a massive tanti and decide to eat a squirrel(to ease the guilt of killing the 'elk')

after that he decides he wants to be a vegetarian(after killing 3 more 'elk')

so hes rummaging throgh the forest and picks up some weird retarded root thingos.

He eats them.

and ends up passing out.

he wakes up in the morning and radomly finds a 'native fruits guide'

and finds out that its 'poisonous' and then croaks it a few days later...

wat an ending...

i guess the moral of this story is don't sweat the small stuff..

or you die of root poisoning...

:)

save me from x-mas

is it that time already?


quick nails down the doors and windows,

and protect yourself from distant rellies and crackling..


its not that i dont enjoy christmas its just that it seems such a hassle for one day.

my grandparents and great grandparent only live for streets away, and if i was in parents position our christmas morning would be quite like the start of 'everybody loves raymond'

lets start of explaining what happens every christmas.

I get woken up by sam

i go into the lounge room

wait an hour for everyone to arrive

open presents

go to my grandparents house

wait to hours while sitting in a tub peeling potatoes

get dressed trying to scrub the raw potato smell off

endure hours of consant talking about how old i am

tolerate uncle anthony's jokes that have sexual implications.

and be told to laugh by someone poking my back with a spoon

be called bridget at least three times by great gran.

be hugged to tight by auntie deb,

i swear ill need a spine replacement by 2012

be blown away by auntie mardi's constant loud laughing.

i end this day by falling asleep in my tub of empty potatoes, as there is no where else to sit.



so as you can see i don't really enjoy christmas ,

if it was my choice i would only skip it

but it would turn out just like that movie 'christmas with the kranks'

Twilight

lets start off today with a review:

The popular novel "twilight " was released in movie form yesterday in Australia.

With lead stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, too very talented actors.

As most people know the movie is about a teenager ,Bella The new girl at school.Who starts to have an infatuation with a god like boy at her school.

The movie was highly expected to be one of the most highly rated films of the year.

To tell you that I was not thrilled with the performance of the main actress.

Bella(Stewart) seemed to have the emotional range of a brick wall.Seriously i would rather go stare at the bathroom tiles than watch her performance again.

and Edward(Pattinson) was an almost perfect , gorgeous vamp.

He blew me away with his amazing attention to detail and skill.

He did way better than the expectations for Kristen , and the former Harry Potter star should have more scripts being sent his way soon.

Jacob Black (Talor Lautner) did an amazing performance for such a short role despite his ugly long hair.

The energy he put in his character was great, and I look forward to seeing him in the next film.

The Camera angles were quite good at some parts and but the some of the special effects and action shots do need dome work, hopefully that will be worked out with the new director and all.

the twilight cast

lets go through todays emotions shall we..

slightly amused:when i missed the bus

lonesome:when cappo and grillz ditched me to pop balloons..

friendly:when playing board games with muso..

annoyed:when muso forgot my delamare tee..

pissed off and slightly confused:mainly with dodge..

entirely entertained and the sick and tired:when grillz glove boyfriend exploded in the middle of karoake, possibly more entertaining then karoake.

again amused:with cappo when she she popped her glove boyfriend.

smiley:when Juju wouldn't let anyone touch george,her glove boyfriend.

sick:when i saw the amount of icing being made when we were making biscuits.

tired and lonesome: missing sisko





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