into the wild

ive recently watched the movie "into the wild"

directed by Sean Penn

it was apparently 'one of the best movies of the season' quote

it must of been a preety shit season then,
its basically about this man who gets pissed of with his family coz they want to sell his car so he drives out to the desert and his car gets wrecked by a sandstorm.

so he thinks to himself "hmm, my cars turned to shit and im in the middle of no where with no food or a phone, what should i do? I KNOW!! I'LL BURN ALL MY MONEY !!!

we all get in one of those 'i hate the world and everything in it' days ,but really .burning money?

so then he travels around for a bit ad decides ,"hey maybe i should have some sort of goal.....I'LL GO TO ALASKA!!

so eventually he gets to Alaska after mooching off some stoners, and kristen stewart trying to seduce him .(gosh life is hard!)

but he eats a whole bag of rice..

and then he has no food left...

so he shoots a 'elk'(wtf?), and is ripping it apart when the flies attack!!!

and lay maggots in it..so he throws a massive tanti and decide to eat a squirrel(to ease the guilt of killing the 'elk')

after that he decides he wants to be a vegetarian(after killing 3 more 'elk')

so hes rummaging throgh the forest and picks up some weird retarded root thingos.

He eats them.

and ends up passing out.

he wakes up in the morning and radomly finds a 'native fruits guide'

and finds out that its 'poisonous' and then croaks it a few days later...

wat an ending...

i guess the moral of this story is don't sweat the small stuff..

or you die of root poisoning...

:)