Thursday, January 1, 2009

Wilbur,instead of reading a book how bout you shut up?

today i have been a victim of children's programs,but some of them are just so damn cute! :)


like Poko




it has cute quotes such as :

"poko play!"

"wheres Mr.Murphy?"

and

"poko pippity pop!"


but some kids TV shows are not cute,not cute at all....

like Wilbur








its sad...,just sad...


today's episode was called:oh solo moo

mainly because Wilbur is a cow..

and they tried to put some fancy cow humor in there,

as you can tell its not that funny,mainly because were not cows..


and the main of the series is to show kids that you can solve any problem by reading a book,which i guess is a better message than most.


on today's episode


Wilbur read a book,


in which a cow didn't want any help in making a pie.

even some nice considerate friends asked him if he needed help.

it was a coconut pie

could you get a more ewwwish flavour seriously?

and at the end he decided he needed help eating it.

so he asked his friend to come over.

and to help him eat his pie.

and he says

"Its way more fun to share a pie than eat it alone"

are you sure Mr.retarded Cow?


so the convo goes a bit like this..

"are you sure I can have some?'

"yes"

"are you sure?"

"yes ,you can have some"

"really?"

"YES!"

gosh ,just say no ,she'll never ask again.


and then after he finishes the book he says

"like I always say books are moovelous!"

really? Ive never heard you say that?

this is supposably a learning show?

do we really want kids growing up saying things like moovelous? ,if he repeats this supposed quote?

i vote NO WILBUR ,YES POKO

not only for me but our future generations.



dorkasaur out:)








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